#1 - "Not on my watch, you son of a Church'* -Demolition Squid (Joe & Mac. Caveman Ninja (28/07/2018)
#2 - "Deez nuts were just 2 good" - Bretward |The Jackbox Party Pack 3| (11/08/2018)
#3 - ‘’You have a higher top speed but your handling is barnacles |Mario Kart 8| [17/11/2018)
#4 - “Suck it nerd” -Kristy |Mario Kart 8| (17/11/2018)
#5 - “No two people are not on fire” -Yakuzaneechan
#6 - “You ATE All THAT BACON?!” - Kristy
#7 - “Know, live, become a frog! Frog!” |FF Tactics|- Beewoe
#8 - “I’m so looking forward to that salad!" -Bretward |Ragnarök M. Eternal love| (28/01/2019)
#9 - "sooner than never"- Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (11/02/2019)
#10 - "omg why is Panda Express orange chicken so dang tasty?!” - Amybug |Ragnarök M. Eternal Love|(16/02/2019)
#11 – “I named it "Danger Noodle" - Amybug |Ragnarok M: Eternal Love| (16/02/2019)
#12 – “We have to stick together……. oh no, I’ve fallen down” – Pickle_Scholar |Apex legends| |19/02/2019|
#13 - "I’II joggle all those cables”- Bretward |Celeste| (20/02/2019)
#14 – “Hold on, I’ll toggle all those cables quick” - Bretward |Celeste| (20/02/2019)
#15 - "Oh no I shot a guy- - Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (01/03/2019)
#16 – “You do not have dexterous toes." - Kristy IRagnarok M: Eternal Love| (01/03/2019)
#17 – “I’m not a good priest at the moment - Bretward |Ragnarök M: Eternal love| (1/03/2019)
#18 - "I reverse died! On accident!" - Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (06/03/2019)
#19 – “You raved too hard; you became a crab* - IDonkeyDong |Ragnarök M: Eternal love| (06/03/2019)
#20 – “NO! THIS IS PATRICK!” - Kristy |Mario Kart 8| (9/03/2019)
#21 - "It’s dangerous to go alone take a mitt." - Yakuzaneechan |Retro| (10/03/2019)
#22 – “I’ve seen the future and it doesn’t work" - Beewoe |Dragon Quest XI| (11/03/2019)
#23 – “Don’t mind the swearing, just do it quieter” - Nawaria |Sunset Overdrive| (16/03/2019)
#24 - “We've only never had gardens with pigs because we’ve only ever had balconies” – Ieatcalculators |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+ 11.5 Remix| (25/03/2019)
#25 – “It tastes like how cat food smells“ – Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (25/03/2019)
#26 - “No Sora, do better! NOOOOO!“ |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (25/03/2019)
#27 - “Only Haplo is able to touch the stars “- Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (25/03/2019)
#28 - “Presto? That’s most of my name! “- Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (27/03/2019)
#29 – “I’ll climb up your face and blerg in your flerg!” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| [29/03/2019)
#30 - “You had me at bowel “- Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (29/03/2019)
#31 - “Time to push really hard on his butt. I tried to set his butt on fire but the game didn’t like that too much “|Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (30/03/2019)
#32 - “Sorry guys my brain is taking a huuuuuuge barnacle on my face” - Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (05/04/2019)
#33 - “Bretward is beefy Af”- Bretward |Dragon Quest Xl| (10/04/2019)
#34 - “I no longer believe In Pickle” - HaploHathaway |Just Chatting| (10/04/2019)
#35 - “Come at me Bretward!” - Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (12/04/2019)
#36 - “Theres a thin line between boyfriend and bromance “ - Bretward |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (13/04/2019)
#37 - “The barks doggin“- Bretward |Dragon Quest XI|(15/04/2019)
#38 - “Hardman makes sense, you know, because he is very hard. |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (15/04/2019)
#39 - “Stay in our cracks! Stay in our cracks! - Bretward |Apex legends| (17/04/2019)
#40 – “It’s called ‘Crackdown’ because we stay in our cracks. “ - Bretward |Apex Legends| (17/04/2019)
#41 - “Beewoe really wants that butt party“- Yakuzaneechan |Apex Legends| (17/04/2019)
#42 – “Give me a bronze sword? I’ll give ya a sword…. in hell” - Bretward |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (19/04/2019)
#43 – “Is that a frog smoking a crac pipe?!” - |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (20/04/2019)
#44 – “Is that…Is that a frog smoking a crack pipe? - Bretward |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (20/04/2019)
#45 - “We got dust in that wind“- Bretward |Twitch Sings| (20/04/7019)
#46 - “Why would I even try to rhyme Christmas, silly me” - ThanosAlmighty |The Jackbox Party Pack 5| (20/04/2019)
#47 – ‘’ I don’t know what racketeering is” - Bretward |Jackbox Party Pack 3| (20/04/2019)
#48 – “movemen, it’s like movin’ with a m in there” - |Lufia & the fortress of Doom| (22/04/2019)
#49 – “....Oh that is NOT pudding” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (24/04/2019)
#50 – “The hotness is out of control” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (24/04/2019)
#51 - "Oops ,that was a bad jump, That was more of a fall, really”- Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (24/04/2019)
#52 – “Geez, that is a big keyhole” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (24/04/7019)
#53 - "What are we supposed to do with the fried chicken?!” – Kristy |Food & Drink| (27/04/2019)
#54 – “WHAT ARE THE BUTTONS?!” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (27/04/2019)
#55 – “Got in that hole real good” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 11.5 Remix| (27/04/2019)
#56 – “I was doing slight math It was making my brain go unfortunate” - Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (03/05/2019)
#57 – “Time Twisters are the new Fabric' - Cabbag3red |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (04/05/2019)
#58 – “Do we have something that's like a lightsaber” - Bretward |Twitch Sings| (04/05/2019)
#59 - "Enormous, Hecking enormous” - SaraMichiru |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (04/05/2019)
#60 – “ I’m dead. Fix it, Bretward” - SaraMichiru |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (5/05/2019)
#61 – “I heard you like hats so put hats into ur hats so you can wear all of ur hats” – Xzlbit |Dragon Quest XI| (08/05/7019)
#62 – “This persons following me. I wonder If they'd want to get in my car.” - Bretward |FINAI FANTASY XIV Online| (17/05/7019)
#63 – “We’re old and don't know things!” – Ieatcalcutators |Dragon Quest XI| (20/05/2019)
#64 – “Bretwardbot is broken. You're drunk, bretwardbot, go home” - Bretward |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (20/05/20l9)
#65 – “Well I guess last time is the charm” -Bretward |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (20/05/2019)
#66 – “I need to start stuffing this buddy before his hole gets too small” - Ieatcalculators |Dragon Quest XI| (22/05/2019)
#67 – “Oh no, I’m losin’ my apples” - Bretward |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (22/05/2019)
#68 – “We gotta find a safe place for you to take my apples” - Bretward |Ragnarök M Eternal love| (22/05/2019)
#69 – “water is heavy, you can quote me on that” |Ragnarok M:Eternal Love| (22/05/2019)
#70 – “I like your taste... and I m not just saying that because you’re a big cheeseburger” - Bretward |The Jack box Party Pack 4| (25/05/2019)
#71 – “Let’s find the best crack to hide in” - Bretward |Apex legends| (26/05/2019)
#72 - "You didn’t even fire your gun.” - HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (26/05/2019)
#73 – “ That seagull is BEEFY!” - Bretward |100% Orange Juice| (26/05/2019)
#74 – “There is many boats like this one, but this boat Is mine, a trash boat” - Pickle |Apex legends| (26/05/2019)
#75 – “Could you NOT… be dead?” - Beewoe |Apex Legends| (26/05/2019)
#76 – “How do I move forward?!?!” - Bretward |Superman: The Game| (26/05/20I9)
#77 – “That doesn’t look edible, what are they doing?” - [Resident Evil 3| (26/05/2019)
#78 – ‘‘ Well I just got barfed on so, that’s bad“ – Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (03/06/2019)
#79 – “Pretending you're, like, made of cheese, so like you're waving at people and you’re a sentient piece of cheese, waving at people. That would be fun for me” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (03/06/2019)
#80 – “Nobody's going to get hurt if you’re pretending to be a sentient piece of cheese” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (03/06/2019)
#81 – “Being distracted Is 90% of life” - Bretward |Twitch Sings| [08/06/2019)
#82 – “I don’t get migraines… must Be all those burritos I eat." - Bretward |Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy| (10/06/2019)
#83 – “Mahogany, the best kind of Hogany” - Bretward |Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy| (10/06/2019)
#84 – “I really wanted to do a duet with myself “ - Bretward |Twitch Sings| (15/06/2019)
#85 – “I'm pressing square. why isn't it working” - |Marvel's Spider-Man| (15/06/2019)
#86 – “Barnacles, I lost to a seagull” - bretward |100% Orange Juice| (16/06/2019)
#87 – “I just KFC'd Preston” - HaploHathaway |100% Orange Juice| (16/06/2019)
#88 – “That's what It’s like to Be a chicken…” - Pickle-Scholar |100% Orange Juice| (16/06/2019)
#89 – “WHAT I’M STUCK ON AN ICEBERG OR ICE CUBE” – Bretward |FINAl FANTASY XIV Online| (19/06/2019)
#90 – “Oh no! Even when I win I lose!'' - Bretward |100% Orange Juice| (22/06/2019)
#91 – “More racy than a Hot Pocket” -Bretward re: dairy pie |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories|(24/06/2019)
#92 – “This time I’ll use tactical button mashing”! - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (26/06/2019)
#93 – “A zord is a sword for Zs” - Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories|(28/06/2019)
#94 – “It’s Iike that time that I tried to bite myself, the things that I do don't make any sense to anyone else except for me, apparently” - Ieatcalculators |Twitch Sings| (29/06/2019)
#95 – “THEY’RE STILL USING MANILA ENVELOPES IN THIS FUTURE?!?” - Bretward |Just Chatting| (03/07/2019)
#96 – “I tried to blow up a pickle but I wasn’t good enough” – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (08/07/2019)
#97 – “Not enough sleep energy to go to sleep” – Bretward |Final Fantasy XIV| (09/27/2019)
#98 – “ I don’t want politics in mah beer!” – Bretward |Overwatch| (12/07/2019)
#99 – “If I’m jump master I’m taking us right into the dinosaur” – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#100 – “ Rage is pinging shtt *incorrectly*” – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#101 – “I think the problem was, you left me alive last” – Bretward |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#102 – “"Sucks to suck” – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#103 – “I’m full of swampy goodness” – Bretward (14/07/2019)
#104 – “You didn’t wing it hard enough” – Pickle_Scholar |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#105 – “Makeout corner was working so well”- Bretward |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#106 – “Wait, I’ll be right back, don’t do anything significant” – Pickle_Scholar |Apex Legends| (14/07/2019)
#107 – “Greig can refill my HP bar anytime ;)” – SaraMichiru |Dragon Quest XI| (17/07/2019)
#108 – “Preston’s adjusting my octopus” – Ieatcalculators |100% Orange Juice| (21/07/2019)
#109 – “She understands about my picklelust, so” – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (22/07/2019)
#110 – “Sometimes there’s an extra wing on fire” – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (07/08/2019)
#111 – “It tasted like eeeeefil” – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (07/08/2019)
#112 – “It’s getting hot under that pickle” – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (07/08/2019)
#113 – “THAT IS A NUN NOT A MONK HAPLO” – Yakuzaneechan |Final Fantast XIV Online| (07/08/2019)
#114 – “Pigs from the pork side of space” – Bretward, recounting a dream |Dragon Quest XI| (09/08/2019)
#115 – “Congratulations, you found the crack pipe!” – Bretward |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (09/08/2019)
#116 – “Probably pie, probably eating…nnn…beans that…taste kind of like barnacles” – Betward, explaining BarnacleCon 2019 |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (10/08/2019)
#117 – “Be there or be a barnacle. I…wait…be there AND be a barnacle” – Bretward pitching BarnacleCon 2019 |Lufia ii: Rise of the Sinistrals| (10/08/2019)
#118 – “A wang with some zang” – Bretward, helping Saramichiru explain what kind of penis pictures are acceptable in TKO |Jackbox Party Pack 3| (10/08/2019)
#119 – “I don’t want your pity-health” – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (11/08/2019)
#120 – “I’m not beeping, I thought you guys were” – Bretward |Apex Legends| (11/08/2019)
#121 – “We’re fairly close…in a not so really sort of way” – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends| (11/08/2019)
#122 – “See ya, you dong!” - |Dragon Quest XI| (12/08/2019)
#123 – “I’m dying by chairs somehow! Chairs are killing me good!” – Bretward |Secret of Mana| (13/08/2019)
#124 – “ NOBODY PUTS ELEVEN IN A CORNER” – Nawaria |Dragon Quest XI| (19/08/2019)
#125 – “I did well until I got shot in the butt” – Bretward |Marvel’s Spider-Man| (21/08/2019)
#126 – “That is not failure, that is life” – Bretward |Team Fight Tactics| (24/08/2019)
#127 – “Is that a barnacle bunny? Is that what’s going on?!?!?!” - |100% Orange Juice| (24/08/2019)
#128 – “This is how I express my FISTS” – SaraMichiru |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (26/08/2019)
#129 – ‘‘What the…?Am I just riding a bag???“ – Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (28/08/2019)
#130 – ‘‘I’m addicted to those faerie walnuts“ – Bretward |Secret of Mana| (03/09/2019)
#131 – ‘‘I’m being chased by and angry edgelord!“ – DrasticActionX |Overwatch| (04/09/2019)
#132 – ‘‘I’m on fire! Like in a bad way,not,not like I’m doing good“ – Bretward |Overwatch| (04/09/2019)
#133 – ‘‘That was odd, let’s go back to where it makes sense“ – DrasticActionX |Overwatch| (04/09/2019)
#134 – ‘‘…toubatsu,subjugation,of course“ – Bretward |Dragon Quest XI| (06/09/2019)
#135 – ‘‘That’s point my butt at the camera“ – Bretward |Retro| (06/09/2019)
#136 – “I’m farting a gargoyle!“ – Bretward |Retro| (06/09/2019)
#137 – “It’s just a jumble of geometry!“ – Bretward |Retro| (06/09/2019)
#138 – “Mind your own buisiness,Fox?? You said bogey on my six!!!“ – Bretward |Retro| (06/09/2019)
#139 – “I’m gonna eat all those donuts and then they won’t be able to call it donut land anymore“ – Bretward |Retro| (06/09/2019)
#140 – “Gentle rubbing? - @beewoe “ I said gentle ribbing, not gentle rubbing!!!!“ – Bretward |Apex Legends| (11/09/2019)
#141 – “The thing about gentle rubbing is…“ – Beewoe |Apex Legends| (11/09/2019)
#142 – “I’m almost fully clothed, time to party“ – Bretward |Apex Legends| (12/09/2019(
#143 – “I’m keeping that forever in the highlights of life“ – Bretward |Apex Legends| (12/09/2019)
#144 – “What the-is this a dude or a door?!?!“ -Bretward |Breath of Fire| (13/09/2019)
#145 – “Math is always fun“ – Ieatcalculators |Dragon Quest XI| (20/09/2019)
#146 – “I’M PANICKING, IM PANICKING!“ – HaploHathaway |Apex Legends | (21/09/2019)
#147 – “I will remember the shit out of you…ANYWAYS SEE YA!“ - |Apex Legends| (21/09/2019)
#148 – “If there’s one thing I like it’s thick action“ – Pickle_Scholar |Apex Legends| (21/09/2019)
#149 – “Gotta get up in that crack“ – Bretward |Apex Legends| (21/09/2019)
#150 – “My beard tastes delicious“ – Bretward |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (25/09/2019)
#151 – “ I DISLIKE PANNINIS THEY ARE JUST SMASHED SANDWICHES“ – Pickle_Scholar |Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories| (25/09/2019)
#152 – “Oh man, that dragon got in my way!“ – Bretward |Teamfight Tactics| (29/09/2019)
#153 – “Oh my gosh, am I gonna WIN?? This is suprising“ – Bretward |Teamfight Tactics| (02/10/2019)
#154 – “I’m trying to be a sneaky cat“ – Bretward |Apex Legends| (02/10/2019)
#155 – “Kristy, can you go get me my tights?“ – Bretward preparing hardcore for singing Men in Tights |Twitch Sings| (05/10/2019)
#156 – “The pepsi of pokemon“ – PickleScholar re:Digimon |Teamfight Tactics| (05/10/2019)
#157 – “Are you still shooting people in the face?“ – Bretward |100% Orange Juice| (06/10/2019)
#158 – “Super Meat Turtle“ - |Dragon Warrior III| (18/10/2019)
#159 – “The beef is…GUILTY!“ – Amymazy |Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy HD| (21/10/2019)
#160 – “I saved the word, I deserve a puff-puff“ – Bretward |Dragon Warrior III| (25/10/2019)
#161 – “My headphones are on my neck because my ears are in a different shape than usual“ – Bretward |Mega Man 9| (02/11/2019)
#162 – “Oh barnacles, I got snipped in the butt“ – Bretward |Mega Man 9| (02/11/2019)
#163 – “It’s a ghost with a gun, one of the most dangerous wilderness creatures“ – ThanosAlmighty |Enter the Gungeon| (02/11/2019)
#164 – “Are you shooting Ebifry?“ – Bretward |Enter the Gungeon| (02/11/2019)
#165 – “You just shot a fireball to my face, that was great!“ – Bretward |Super Smash Bros. Ultimate| (02/11/2019)
#166 - “What the… is that frog rocking out to music??“ – Bretward |Gato Roboto| (03/11/2019)
#167 – “Uh…we colelcted the monkey“ – Bretward |Retro| (03/11/2019)
#168 – “It’s still a bit on fire but it’s alright“ – Bretward |Bastion| (03/11/2019)
#169 – “Oh no, I got ghosted, but not in the texting way“ – Bretward |Mario Kart 8| (03/11/2019)
#170 – “You bastard, you gave me the hardest part!“ – HaploHathaway |Teamfight Tactics| (06/11/2019)
#171 -“And if he threw a party🎵Pickle_Scholar would have us both removed“ – Bretward |Teamfight Tactics| (06/11/2019)
#172 – “*CRASH*what was that,Kristy?...Don’t know? OK“ – Bretward |Dragon Warrior III| (11/11/2019)
#173 – “GG doesn’t stand for ‘good game’, it stands for gangrene” - |Dragon Warrior III| (11/11/2019)
#174 – “Excuse me sir, put a lot of things in yourself” – Pickle_Scholar rephrasing “get stuffed” in a way that won’t get athaancaellus fired | Teamfight Tactics| (13/11/2019)
#175 – "Heh heh heh! Walked through that whole minefield of monsters! Take that, society." - bretward [Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals] [15/11/2019]
#176 – "When I was little, I was.... smaller than I am now." - Pickle_Scholar [Apex Legends] [16/11/2019]
#177 – "Yo, what counters the monkey, cuz we're getting monkey'd every game." - Pickle_Scholar [Overwatch] [16/11/2019]
#178 – "The boss is as strong as the party is wide" -bretward [Overwatch] [17/11/2019]
#179 – "I'm cute and cuddly and I have vine whips!" - bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#180 – "I did it! Using the power of pressing A!" -bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#181 – "I just threw my bomb and it didn't do anything. It's just chillin there I think" - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#182 – "Ow! I got exploded by a fire hydrant!" -bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#183 – "What's that song from the 80's? 'Hurtmore Barnacles just want to have fun'?" - bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#184 – "Nobody expects the ol' "sword through the rocket" trick." -nawaria [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#185 – "I just sat there and took bullets to the face for funzies." - bretward [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#186 – My bags getting all wet... BAG!!!.... WHYYY!!! [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#187 – R2 to Parkour?....... I did not Parkour.... I did bad [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#188 – "I don't know how to work this." - Pickle_Scholar [Overwatch] [23/11/2019]
#189 – "Hang on, I've got an idea. It's not a good idea, but it's my idea." - bretward [Overwatch] [23/11/2019]
#190 – "Technically I didn't die, I failed. There's a difference." -Kristy [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [25/11/2019]
#191 – "It's the only theme we have in Hell. The Blue Badger plays 24/7." - bretward [Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy HD] [04/12/2019]
#192 – "The old friendship is DEAD." - Bretward [Just Chatting] [06/12/2019]
#193 – "I've gotten two ovations for doing nothing!" - bretward [Twitch Sings] [07/12/2019]
#194 – Woo, doing some squats in the Golden Girls set [Just Chatting] [07/12/2019]
#195 – "Why do I have random light coming out of my face?" -bretward [Resident Evil 6] [08/12/2019]
#196 – "I got you, I got you." - Bretward "...You kicked me." - HaploHathaway [Resident Evil 6] [08/12/2019]
#197 – "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't? Incorrect, I always feel like a nut." - Bretward [Retro] [08/12/2019]
#198 – "You know what they say, sometimes you gotta punch the fire in the face" -bretward [Dragon Warrior II] [16/12/2019]
#199 – "I can't take off the devil's thing. Oops." - bretward [Dragon Warrior II] [16/12/2019]
#200 – "As long as you don't get killed... and something something something... then you win!" -bretward & saramichiru on the intricacies of TFT [Teamfight Tactics] [18/12/2019]
#201 – "....I'm right here. Creepin' on your popcorn!" - saramichiru [Teamfight Tactics] [18/12/2019]
#202 – "that's how I cover up my lies too... with more lies, and maybe a crunchy candle shell" -yakuzaneechan [Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy] [23/12/2019]
#203 – "GET REKT WITH PIE!" - bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [27/12/2019]
#204 – "It's... VERY tailored to me." -bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [27/12/2019]
#205 – "OH NO my head came off!" - Bretward [Castle Crashers] [04/01/2020]
#206 – "Ooohh! That thing set me on fire!" -bretward [Odin Sphere Leifthrasir] [13/01/2020]
#207 – "OH NO I just shot my friend in the back!" - Bretward [Resident Evil 4] [20/01/2020]
#208 – "We don't know what cheese sleep looks like." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [25/01/2020]
#209 – "I keep on dying but I don't know how to fix that." - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [25/01/2020]
#210 – "...heart is by far the worst one." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [27/01/2020]
#211 – "Wait, are you technically Haplo with a watermelon?" - bretward [100% Orange Juice] [01/02/2020]
#212 – "This tastes like evil" - bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [03/02/2020]
#213 – "Look it's literally batman!" bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [03/02/2020]
#214 – "I like that I can just leisurely punch him in the face." - bretward [Doom] [05/02/2020]
#215 – "I'm a blur of purple and ridiculousness!" - bretward [Phantasy Star Online 2] [08/02/2020]
#216 – "I may be slow on the uptake, but I also don't understand things sometimes." - Bretward [Amnesia: Memories] [12/02/2020]
#217 – "Oh good, I slapped him." - Bretward [Amnesia: Memories] [12/02/2020]
#218 – "I accidentally targeted myself with rockets... you know how do." - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#219 – "That's the only way I'll play Jigglypuff, making sure to sleep on everybody." - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#220 – "Why am I just licking a star?!" - bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#221 – "Whenever someone loses their banana, you know it's time to strike." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [24/02/2020]
#222 – "Don't worry, I'm nimble like a kitty cat!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [02/03/2020]
#223 – "Did you guys hear that dinging?" - Bretward "Someone's eggos are done." - HaploHathaway [Apex Legends] [04/03/2020]
#224 – "I'll take your dings as a yes? ...or a no?" - bretward [Apex Legends] [04/03/2020]
#225 – "I always thought petticoats were teeny coats!" - Bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [09/03/2020]
#226 – "A little dying is okay, but super dying, no! Not allowed!" - bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [16/03/2020]
#181 – "I just threw my bomb and it didn't do anything. It's just chillin there I think" - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#182 – "Ow! I got exploded by a fire hydrant!" -bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#183 – "What's that song from the 80's? 'Hurtmore Barnacles just want to have fun'?" - bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#184 – "Nobody expects the ol' "sword through the rocket" trick." -nawaria [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [17/11/2019]
#185 – "I just sat there and took bullets to the face for funzies." - bretward [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#186 – My bags getting all wet... BAG!!!.... WHYYY!!! [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#187 – R2 to Parkour?....... I did not Parkour.... I did bad [Marvel's Spider-Man] [22/11/2019]
#188 – "I don't know how to work this." - Pickle_Scholar [Overwatch] [23/11/2019]
#189 – "Hang on, I've got an idea. It's not a good idea, but it's my idea." - bretward [Overwatch] [23/11/2019]
#190 – "Technically I didn't die, I failed. There's a difference." -Kristy [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [25/11/2019]
#191 – "It's the only theme we have in Hell. The Blue Badger plays 24/7." - bretward [Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy HD] [04/12/2019]
#192 – "The old friendship is DEAD." - Bretward [Just Chatting] [06/12/2019]
#193 – "I've gotten two ovations for doing nothing!" - bretward [Twitch Sings] [07/12/2019]
#194 – Woo, doing some squats in the Golden Girls set [Just Chatting] [07/12/2019]
#195 – "Why do I have random light coming out of my face?" -bretward [Resident Evil 6] [08/12/2019]
#196 – "I got you, I got you." - Bretward "...You kicked me." - HaploHathaway [Resident Evil 6] [08/12/2019]
#197 – "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't? Incorrect, I always feel like a nut." - Bretward [Retro] [08/12/2019]
#198 – "You know what they say, sometimes you gotta punch the fire in the face" -bretward [Dragon Warrior II] [16/12/2019]
#199 – "I can't take off the devil's thing. Oops." - bretward [Dragon Warrior II] [16/12/2019]
#200 – "As long as you don't get killed... and something something something... then you win!" -bretward & saramichiru on the intricacies of TFT [Teamfight Tactics] [18/12/2019]
#201 – "....I'm right here. Creepin' on your popcorn!" - saramichiru [Teamfight Tactics] [18/12/2019]
#202 – "that's how I cover up my lies too... with more lies, and maybe a crunchy candle shell" -yakuzaneechan [Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy] [23/12/2019]
#203 – "GET REKT WITH PIE!" - bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [27/12/2019]
#204 – "It's... VERY tailored to me." -bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 + II.5 Remix] [27/12/2019]
#205 – "OH NO my head came off!" - Bretward [Castle Crashers] [04/01/2020]
#206 – "Ooohh! That thing set me on fire!" -bretward [Odin Sphere Leifthrasir] [13/01/2020]
#207 – "OH NO I just shot my friend in the back!" - Bretward [Resident Evil 4] [20/01/2020]
#208 – "We don't know what cheese sleep looks like." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [25/01/2020]
#209 – "I keep on dying but I don't know how to fix that." - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [25/01/2020]
#210 – "...heart is by far the worst one." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [27/01/2020]
#211 – "Wait, are you technically Haplo with a watermelon?" - bretward [100% Orange Juice] [01/02/2020]
#212 – "This tastes like evil" - bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [03/02/2020]
#213 – "Look it's literally batman!" bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [03/02/2020]
#214 – "I like that I can just leisurely punch him in the face." - bretward [Doom] [05/02/2020]
#215 – "I'm a blur of purple and ridiculousness!" - bretward [Phantasy Star Online 2] [08/02/2020]
#216 – "I may be slow on the uptake, but I also don't understand things sometimes." - Bretward [Amnesia: Memories] [12/02/2020]
#217 – "Oh good, I slapped him." - Bretward [Amnesia: Memories] [12/02/2020]
#218 – "I accidentally targeted myself with rockets... you know how do." - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#219 – "That's the only way I'll play Jigglypuff, making sure to sleep on everybody." - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#220 – "Why am I just licking a star?!" - bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [15/02/2020]
#221 – "Whenever someone loses their banana, you know it's time to strike." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep] [24/02/2020]
#222 – "Don't worry, I'm nimble like a kitty cat!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [02/03/2020]
#223 – "Did you guys hear that dinging?" - Bretward "Someone's eggos are done." - HaploHathaway [Apex Legends] [04/03/2020]
#224 – "I'll take your dings as a yes? ...or a no?" - bretward [Apex Legends] [04/03/2020]
#225 – "I always thought petticoats were teeny coats!" - Bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [09/03/2020]
#226 – "A little dying is okay, but super dying, no! Not allowed!" - bretward [Dragon Warrior III] [16/03/2020]
#227 – "Pickle is just a swear jar." - HaploHathaway [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] [22/03/2020]
#228 – "Get in here and rocket launch some stuff." - bretward [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] [22/03/2020]
#229 – "This is a makeout corner if I've ever seen one!" - Bretward [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] [22/03/2020]
#230 – "There's a man in here!! ...I killed him." - Pickle_Scholar [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] [22/03/2020]
#231 – "You ran into the wall." - HaploHathaway "I ran into a lot of things." - bretward "I feel like Bretward's best weapon is the car." - Pickle_Scholar [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare] [22/03/2020]
#232 – "I have pyrokinesis and nobody has given me praise!" - Bretward [Retro] [22/03/2020]
#233 – "I'm full of hot peppers!" - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [22/03/2020]
#234 – "That one is technically Riku but... in this game he's a journal." - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts Re:coded] [25/03/2020]
#235 – "I just want to randomly pick up cards and chuck them." - Bretward [Uno] [27/03/2020]
#236 – "I blew up the man with the ball." - Beewoe [Rocket League] [28/03/2020]
#237 – "Oh no why am I backwards?!" - Pickle_Scholar [Rocket League] [30/03/2020]
#238 – "I had those tactical balls." - Beewoe, on why he was MVP [Rocket League] [30/03/2020]
#239 – "NOT COOL, fiery death golem!" - bretward [Sunset Overdrive] [01/04/2020]
#240 – "I didn't expect to live this long. I don't know what to do now." - Bretward [Teamfight Tactics] [05/04/2020]
#241 – "Well I exploded into victory so, good news!" - Bretward [Rocket League] [08/04/2020]
#242 – "There is no technical limit to what I can do." - Bretward [Tetris 99] [08/04/2020]
#243 – "NOOOO not the breakfast sandwiches spoiler!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [10/04/2020]
#244 – "Let's be real here, even I'm thirsty for Cloud" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [10/04/2020]
#245 – "Noooo, my trash cans!" - bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [15/04/2020]
#246 – "I already own a Mr. Cuddlesworth somehow!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [20/04/2020]
#247 – "That is a big tower of nope." - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [11/05/2020]
#248 – "This scene is intense! I'm on the edge of my butt!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy VII Remake] [11/05/2020]
#249 – "I'm expecting a lot out of you." -HaploHathaway "Please don't." - Bretward [Apex Legends] [13/05/2020]
#250 – "I'm going over there because I like making poor decisions." - Pickle_Scholar [Apex Legends] [13/05/2020]
#251 – "I got the hand prize!" - Racky [Dungeon World] [15/05/2020]
#252 – "Sometimes you gotta get angry about salad." -bretward [Odin Sphere Leifthrasir] [18/05/2020]
#253 – "So that was our problem, we were trying to get him in the butt but the face was the only way!" - Bretward [Trine] [20/05/2020]
#254 – "Mario, why! Why have you forsaken me?" - Bretward [Trine] [20/05/2020]
#255 – "I don't know how dead hands work." - Bretward [Dungeon World] [22/05/2020]
#256 – "I always say that to really find out what something is you got to lick it!" - Racky [Dungeon World] [22/05/2020]
#257 – "Use your dinging maneuvers!" - Bretward [Apex Legends] [24/05/2020]
#258 – "We're trying to win an Apex game and Bretward here is talking about TURNIPS!" - Haplo_Hathaway [Apex Legends] [24/05/2020]
#259 – "Ouch, they're hitting me with a tree!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD II.8: Final Chapter Prologue] [25/05/2020]
#260 – "Oh barnacles, I destroyed it but I also destroyed myself." - Bretward as Dollar Store Mario [Retro] [30/05/2020]
#261 – "Why are there pancakes on the ground? And why have I not eaten those pancakes?" - Bretward as Dollar Store Mario [Retro] [30/05/2020]
#262 – "I slipped! It was a slippy motion!" - bretward [Trine] [03/06/2020]
#263 – "It's dark, and I'm lonely." - Bretward [Terraria] [03/06/2020]
#264 – "Did you fall into the Pit of Despair as well?" - bretward [Terraria] [03/06/2020]
#265 – "You can always get lucky if you cheat real good. Like, really, really good!" - Racky [Dungeon World] [05/06/2020]
#266 – "Use the power of door-going!!!" - Bretward encouraging Hundo to hurry through a door [Halo: The Master Chief Collection] [06/06/2020]
#267 – "How do I eat this bag of whatever I just found?" -bretward [Scrap Mechanic] [13/06/2020]
#268 – "This guy does stuff weird!" - Bretward [Retro] [21/06/2020]
#269 – "Oooh! Sewage food!" - Bretward [Retro] [21/06/2020]
#270 – "I'm helpless everybody, I couldn't tear a match off a matchbook!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts HD II.8: Final Chapter Prologue] [26/06/2020]
#271 – "that gave me a tingle in my goldblums" - dags318 [Kingdom Hearts HD II.8: Final Chapter Prologue] [26/06/2020]
#272 – "I disagree with how I died there." -bretward [Donkey Kong Country] [27/06/2020]
#273 – "Those bubbles are the total BARF!" - Racky [Dungeon World] [03/07/2020]
#274 – "I liked the idea of lotion sickness." -bretward [Overwatch] [04/07/2020]
#275 – "Ohh that snake is having a rough time!" - Bretward [Slap City] [04/07/2020]
#276 – "That hotdog is missing a tooth." - DrasticAction [Slap City] [04/07/2020]
#277 – "All Dragon Quest characters have velcro on their butts." -bretward [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [10/07/2020]
#278 – "If you weigh 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of cheese, you are 1% cheese" -Pickle_Scholar [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [10/07/2020]
#279 – "What the--?! Is that a duck bus?" - Bretward [Slap City] [11/07/2020]
#280 – "I was busy being all secretive, hunkering down into my pants." - Bretward [Slap City] [11/07/2020]
#281 – "I'm really close to being able to do damage to this thing!" - bretward [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [13/07/2020]
#282 – "Do you have any Armor?" "Well.......I have clothes on......." -Racky
#283 – "Bretward, did you drop your, uh, package here?" - Pickle_Scholar [Apex Legends] [22/07/2020]
#284 – "Rage always says 'Two Mozambiques in the holster equals a win for the team.' Always." - Bretward [Apex Legends] [22/07/2020]
#285 – "I said no to magic and punched it in the face." - Bretward [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [24/07/2020]
#286 – "Oh! Oh! That banana!" - Bretward [Fall Guys] [24/07/2020]
#287 – "OH NO, not the Fruit Chute!" - bretward [Fall Guys] [24/07/2020]
#288 – "I've got an idea... it's called doing better." -bretward [Mega Man 2] [27/07/2020]
#289 – "Only time I drop my weapons is to go to the bathroom." -bretward [Mega Man X4] [27/07/2020]
#290 – "this whole game is tragedy of the commons" - Pickle_Scholar [Fall Guys] [31/07/2020]
#291 – "She had three hearts and a butt." -bretward [Food & Drink] [01/08/2020]
#292 – "Butt croissant is what we landed on." - Bretward [Apex Legends] [01/08/2020]
#293 – "Are you the one putting down inflatable rafts?" - bretward "If you can see them through the walls, they're mine." - Pickle_Scholar [Apex Legends] [01/08/2020]
#294 – "As foretold in the fate books of fate..." -DrasticAction [Apex Legends] [01/08/2020]
#295 – "I saw a weird opportunity and I decided to take it!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [02/08/2020]
#296 – "I forgot lava was bad for me!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [02/08/2020]
#297 – "Oh gosh, I get punched in the butt from long range!" - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [02/08/2020]
#298 – "No whammies no whammies...aww whammies." Nawaria [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [05/08/2020]
#299 – "That wasn't the beef, either!" - Bretward [Dragon Quest X: Mezameshi Itsutsu no Shuzoku Online] [12/08/2020]
#300 – "I've never worked so hard in my life for such failure." - Pickle_Scholar [Fall Guys] [12/08/2020]
#301 – "They're full of jaunty tunes, I can't do anything to them!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [15/08/2020]
#302 – "I got taken out by a donut!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [22/08/2020]
#303 – "I'm basically an onion with a pan on its head." - Bretward [Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles] [07/09/2020]
#304 – "What the?! You're not Kristy, you're Haplo!" - bretward [Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles] [09/09/2020]
#305 – "Oh barnacles! This blerg is *gigantic*! ...and he kinda looks like an anteater." - bretward [Code Vein] [11/09/2020]
#306 – "Identity theft is not a joke Gret!" - ThanosAlmighty_ [Code Vein] [11/09/2020]
#307 – "I, uh.... miscalculated. Oops." - Bretward [Code Vein] [11/09/2020]
#308 – "Please take thy chill pills." -Bretward [Overwatch] [14/09/2020]
#309 – "Oh no, Justice! It came from behind me!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [14/09/2020]
#310 – "The fires of Hades keep me warm at night." - Bretward [Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark] [16/09/2020]
#311 – "Where the barnacles is funky pants?!" - Bretward [Overwatch] [19/09/2020]
#312 – "Hey, I haven't died in a little bit, so I'm doing pretty good." - ieatcalculators [Overwatch] [19/09/2020]
#313 – "Sometimes the bottom is the part that hurts the most." - Bretward [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [20/09/2020]
#314 – "I gave you a deadly exam!" - Bretward, playing as Dr. Mario [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [20/09/2020]
#315 – "I'm a ball of rage and technology!" - DrasticAction [Super Smash Bros. Ultimate] [20/09/2020]
#316 – "What is UP with this guy's PANTS?!" - bretward [Warhammer: Chaosbane] [23/09/2020]
#317 – "I'm full of pain and lightning!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance] [26/09/2020]
#318 – "I am Rainbow Brite! Take that, society!!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts: 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage] [28/09/2020]
#319 – "You have the right to remain pew-pew'd on. ...That didn't sound right, I'm sorry." - DrasticAction [Gunfire Reborn] [03/10/2020]
#320 – "Eat my bats! Eat my bats, sirs!" - Bretward [Diablo III] [07/10/2020]
#321 – "I'll get 'em with both hands... with seaweed on myself." -bretward [Overwatch] [10/10/2020]
#322 – "There were so many boulders in my face!" - Bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [12/10/2020]
#323 – "What the barnacles, there's a thing in my tub!" - Bretward [The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt] [14/10/2020]
#324 – "I, too, sleep on a stuffed unicorn." - Bretward [The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt] [14/10/2020]
#325 – "I keep getting hurt by things... the things keep going towards my face." -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [16/10/2020]
#326 – "This brandy is affecting my judgement." - DrasticAction [Among Us] [16/10/2020]
#327 – "I'm the sheriff in this... this gazebo thing." -bretward [Overwatch] [17/10/2020]
#328 – "literally no one likes your bubbles" - Pickle_Scholar [Teamfight Tactics] [23/10/2020]
#329 – "Let's try to get on Zeus's lap and have him tell me a bedtime story." - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [26/10/2020]
#330 – "I don't know what to do here, but I'm doing the wrong thing." - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [30/11/2020]
#331 – "They're just having a dinner party. Oh no! I'm not invited!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [30/11/2020]
#332 – "We researched which side of the pickle was the top." - bretward [Mega Man ZX] [07/12/2020]
#333 – "It's just like the time on our honeymoon when Kristy was asked if she was over 16!" - Bretward [Mega Man ZX] [07/12/2020]
#334 – "That explosion happened more to my face than expected." -bretward [Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time] [11/12/2020]
#335 – "Now, *I* am the Franqck!" - Bretward, as Kiber [Dungeon World] [01/01/2021]
#336 – "Oh no some kind of ninja got me! A sexy one, apparently." - Bretward [Overwatch] [02/01/2021]
#337 – "I'm unable to guess the password. I was going to guess 'poop.'" - Bretward [Goosebumps: The Game] [23/01/2021]
#338 – "This person SUPER CHEATS at chess!" - Bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [30/01/2021]
#339 – "I don't know why I did that, but... weird choice, me." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [30/01/2021]
#340 – "I was just into rollerblading in general." - bretward [Kingdom Hearts III] [30/01/2021]
#341 – "How come whenever we play anything multiplayer with Bretward, he acts like he's never played a video game before?" - Pickle_Scholar [Spelunky 2] [05/02/2021]
#342 – "I made that walrus very angry." - Beewoe [Spelunky 2] [05/02/2021]
#343 – "I made that walrus very angry." - Beewoe [Spelunky 2] [05/02/2021]
#344 – "That's what you get! Get hit in the face with your own shell!" - Bretward [] [12/02/2021]
#345 – "Here's the plan, we're gonna not be... —YEOUCH!" - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda] [22/02/2021]
#346 – "I'll watch anything with John Leguizamo in it." - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda] [24/02/2021]
#347 – "Gotta remember that pajamas are extremely, uh, extremely beefy." - bretward [The Legend of Zelda] [27/02/2021]
#348 – "I'm not dead, but I should be" bretward [Overwatch] [20/03/2021]
#349 – "The architect of this dungeon, they know how to please their guests." - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda] [27/03/2021]
#350 – "What is living in these shoes?!?!" - ieatcalculators [Little Nightmares] [12/04/2021]
#351 – "It's hard to see through a Magicarp." - Bretward? [Vikings: Wolves of Midgard] [14/04/2021]
#352 – "The Legends say that Bretward hatched from an egg of rainbows" -YNC [The Lego Movie Videogame] [14/04/2021]
#353 – "You know what they say... if you're going to be a jellyfish, might as be a jellyfish that helps people with platforming." -bretward [It Takes Two] [23/04/2021]
#354 – "No! Don't die for dollary-doos!" - Bretward [Zelda II: The Adventure of Link] [24/04/2021]
#355 – "Plant based? Gentle? That's the opposite of me with a pie." -bretward [Just Chatting] [26/04/2021]
#356 – "Fries! It said fries! Oh no." - Bretward [Gartic Phone] [01/05/2021]
#357 – "bretward was all up in there like a wedgie!" -Drastic [Overwatch] [15/05/2021]
#358 – "smc you know dang well the corn ain't on the burger" - Pickle_Scholar [Overwatch] [15/05/2021]
#359 – "I just kicked that rock." - Bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [15/05/2021]
#360 – "Raaaaawr! I'm made of something crazy!" - bretward [Overwatch] [21/05/2021]
#361 – "It may not be a good plan... but it's MY plan." -bretward [Overwatch] [21/05/2021]
#362 – "I've had some weird wine in my day but not chair wine." -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [21/05/2021]
#363 – "Dr. Pepper... the most hydrating of all the peppers." -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [21/05/2021]
#364 – "I'm on fire... and not the good kind." -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [21/05/2021]
#365 – "Oh, it's a *bee.* I thought it was a banana!" - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past] [24/05/2021]
#366 – "I'm gonna get this piece of garbage of whatever." - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening] [28/05/2021]
#367 – "I forgot I'm allergic to lava!" -bretward [Overwatch] [05/06/2021]
#368 – "This one's definitely going to mess up, but I had to do it anyways." - Bretward [The Complex] [05/06/2021]
#369 – "I sense our demise coming up shortly." - Pickle_Scholar [Apex Legends] [05/06/2021]
#370 – "Come with me if you want to make out..." - HaploHathaway [Apex Legends] [05/06/2021]
#371 – "Well you know what they say, it's not about how much damage you do, it's about how long you stay in the makeout corner." - bretward [Apex Legends] [05/06/2021]
#372 – "we got some cheese, talked to a doggo, I think we completed Skyrim!" -bretward [The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim] [06/06/2021]
#373 – "I have the maximum amount of underwear." - Bretward [SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated] [06/06/2021]
#374 – "At least this place doesn't seem deathy" -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [11/06/2021]
#375 – "Beard of Waves - A beard made purely out of waves" -bretward [Pokémon Trading Card Game] [14/06/2021]
#376 – "He's [Gengar's] licking the stairs with malice in his eyes." - ieatcalculators [Pokémon Trading Card Game] [14/06/2021]
#377 – "I definitely face-planted on that rock. Aaaaand I'm fine." - Bretward [Troll and I] [16/06/2021]
#378 – "How do I eat the souls of my enemies?! om nom nom" -bretward [Troll and I] [16/06/2021]
#379 – "Would you like paper, plastic, or sword?" -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [19/06/2021]
#380 – "Full of jingles and not much else." - bretward re: his memory [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening] [23/06/2021]
#381 – "All things shall rue the day that they met my face." - bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening] [23/06/2021]
#382 – "I'm gonna fall into this hole because it looks special." - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening] [25/06/2021]
#383 – "Kristy, step on it! For the puppy!" - Bretward [Just Chatting] [10/07/2021]
#384 – "Liked it better than pizza." - HaploHathaway, re: bacon cheese Brunchable [Food & Drink] [12/07/2021]
#385 – "Oww oh barnacles! How did the rock just sneak up on me??" - bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] [19/07/2021]
#386 – "Feel the wrath of... whatever it is that I'm doing!" -Drastic [Pokémon Unite] [24/07/2021]
#387 – "Let's make like a tree and go through a random portal of dust" -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [07/08/2021]
#388 – "Stop eating my blergs! They're for me!" - bretward [Onimusha: Warlords] [18/08/2021]
#389 – "It may not be the biggest glitch, but it's my glitch." - bretward [Onimusha: Warlords] [18/08/2021]
#390 – "You'll rue the day you messed with my.... ...buns." - Bretward [Prey] [18/08/2021]
#391 – "They basically bite my face off, but at the same time, worth it!" - Bretward [Final Fantasy] [20/08/2021]
#392 – "What's the opposite of avenged... devenged?" -bretward [Overwatch] [21/08/2021]
#393 – "I gotta stop jumping off of cliffs with bombs." - Bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] [23/08/2021]
#394 – "Chicken does seem to be the answer to most things." -bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] [23/08/2021]
#395 – "blergenflerg... the most rare material in the world" -bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] [30/08/2021]
#396 – "I'm typically on a low-diggity diet but maybe I am diggity-deficient" - greenhibiki [Overwatch] [11/09/2021]
#397 – "I don't know if he was trying to lick my eyeball or... ???" -bretward [Jackbox Party Packs] [11/09/2021]
#398 – "Ok, I guess I'll try to set *everything* on fire." - bretward [The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] [27/09/2021]
#399 – "I can't honk while I'm in the unicycle... my bad." -bretward [Mighty Goose] [06/10/2021]
#400 – "Every time I try to smooch the mouth, I climb up it instead." - Bretward [Sable] [06/10/2021]
#401 – "It's the equivalent to burying yourself underwater and then sticking your butt up" -bretward [Gunfire Reborn] [09/10/2021]
#402 – "Welcome to the bank of bretward... where your barnacle credits and gemeralds are as good as gold... and by gold we mean liquid gold... and liquid gold is cheese." - Amymazy [Destiny Connect: Tick-Tock Travelers] [11/10/2021]
#403 – "Kristy blew me a kiss, and I ate it. Sustenance." - Bretward [Final Fantasy II] [15/10/2021]
#404 – "Error, quote not found." [Final Fantasy II] [15/10/2021]
#405 – "These mushrooms aren't giving me all the iron I was hoping for." - bretward [The Riftbreaker] [20/10/2021]
#406 – "Let's make like a tree and rock this hurricane!" -bretward [Overwatch] [23/10/2021]
#407 – "Hindsight is 10 30." -bretward [Overwatch] [23/10/2021]
#408 – "Wait... what toilet seat?" -bretward [Overwatch] [23/10/2021]
